An old kitchen proverb with one word swapped, and the whole thing lands differently.
About this design
Black on white, built vertically: a pointed witch hat sits at the top, the phrase stacks beneath it across four lines alternating capitals and script, and a pair of striped witch legs in buckled boots close the design at the bottom. The hat and boots bracket the type like a figure standing behind it — a neat trick that costs nothing in print colours.
Who it’s for
Mothers, grandmothers, and anyone who has ever run a household in October. The joke is affectionate enough to give as a gift and pointed enough to be worn on purpose.
Size chart:
- Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem
- Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
- Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
| 4XL | 34in | 30in |
| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
Customer Note:
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