Dead Inside but Caffeinated Shirt Funny Mom Shirt Mama
A skeleton with a messy bun and a takeaway cup, which is a fair self-portrait for a lot of mornings.
About this design
The figure sits centre front in fine black line work — ribs, arms, a bun drawn on top of the skull, one hand holding a coffee cup — with flowers growing across the pelvis. DEAD INSIDE arcs above the shoulders and BUT CAFFEINATED sits beneath. Printed on pink, which is exactly the contrast the joke needs.
Who it’s for
Mothers of small children, and anyone whose personality arrives with the first cup. The floral detail keeps it from reading as genuinely bleak.
Size chart:
- Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem
- Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
- Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
| 4XL | 34in | 30in |
| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
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Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
1. In USA Only, we have 1 shipping opinions for our customers (The Standard Shipping):- Handling time: The majority of orders are processed & produced within 3 – 5 business days ( Monday to Friday). This includes designing, printing, packaging, quality control…
- Transit time: (7 – 14) business days Monday to Friday.
- USA Standard Shipping cost: $4.95 for order under $69 and Free Shipping for order over $69.
- Order cut off time- 11:00 PM (GMT-08:00).
- Handling time: The majority of orders are processed & produced within 5 – 10 business days ( Monday to Friday). This includes designing, printing, packaging, quality control…
- Transit time: (15 – 20) business days Monday to Friday.* Rest of world Standard Shipping cost: $7.95 for order under $69 and Free Shipping for order over $69.
- Order cut off time- 11:00 PM (GMT-08:00).
- To ensure that your package is properly delivered and that you receive your package within the time frames we advertise, please make sure that your address is correctly entered and includes all relevant and/or required information.
- The use of correct abbreviations, street numbers, building or apartment numbers, and route information (if applicable) is critical for ensuring timely delivery.
- We do not take responsibility for lost, misplaced, or incorrectly delivered shipments if the address information provided is incorrect or incorrectly entered at the time of purchase.
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