Every child who has ever recited the alphabet has invented this word. Here it is, printed as though it were real.
About this design
The alphabet runs in five neat rows of hand-drawn capitals on blush pink — except the third row, where L-M-N-O has been replaced by elemeno in a flowing lowercase script. The switch in both case and style is what sells the joke; the rest of the letters stay deliberately plain so the eye lands on the odd one out.
Who it’s for
Kindergarten and Pre-K staff, and parents who have heard it sung wrong for the hundredth time. It is quiet enough for a classroom and specific enough that other teachers spot it instantly.
Size chart:
- Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem
- Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
- Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
| 4XL | 34in | 30in |
| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
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