The badge you earn after the hardest year of the job.
About this design
White on charcoal, built in the stacked keep-calm format — short lines of spaced capitals narrowing and widening down the block, with the punchline sitting largest at the base. No crown, no icon, just the type doing the work. The dark base keeps it from looking like a novelty gift.
Who it’s for
End-of-year staff gifts and the first colleague to make it through their probationary year. It lands as congratulation rather than complaint, which is why it survives being worn in front of parents.
Size chart:
- Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem
- Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
- Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
| 4XL | 34in | 30in |
| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
Customer Note:
- To ensure that your package is properly delivered and that you receive your package within the time frames we advertise, please make sure that your address is correctly entered and includes all relevant and/or required information.
- The use of correct abbreviations, street numbers, building or apartment numbers, and route information (if applicable) is critical for ensuring timely delivery.
- We do not take responsibility for lost, misplaced, or incorrectly delivered shipments if the address information provided is incorrect or incorrectly entered at the time of purchase.









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