Name: I Can't Have Kids My Cat Is Allergic Cat T-Shirt Cat Mom - RevoMerch
SKU: EFO1164
Price: 16.95 USD
Availability: InStock

An excuse that is obviously not true, delivered with a straight face.

About this design

Four lines alternating capitals and script: I CAN’T at the top, have kids large in the middle in a flowing hand, MY CAT IS in small spaced capitals, and allergic closing in script. Black on dusty rose, one colour, no cat illustration anywhere — the joke works better without one.

Who it’s for

Cat owners with opinions about the question, which most of them have been asked more than once. It reads as dry rather than defensive.

Size chart:

Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem
Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

Size	Length	Chest
S	28in	18in
M	29in	20in
L	30in	22in
XL	31in	24in
2XL	32in	26in
3XL	33in	28in
4XL	34in	30in
5XL	35in	32in

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Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info

1. In USA Only, we have 1 shipping opinions for our customers (The Standard Shipping):

Handling time: The majority of orders are processed & produced within 3 – 5 business days ( Monday to Friday). This includes designing, printing, packaging, quality control…
Transit time: (7 – 14) business days Monday to Friday.
- USA Standard Shipping cost: $4.95 for order under $69 and Free Shipping for order over $69.
- Order cut off time- 11:00 PM (GMT-08:00).

2. Rest of world. We have 1 shipping opinions for our customers: The Standard Shipping :

Handling time: The majority of orders are processed & produced within 5 – 10 business days ( Monday to Friday). This includes designing, printing, packaging, quality control…
Transit time: (15 – 20) business days Monday to Friday.* Rest of world Standard Shipping cost: $7.95 for order under $69 and Free Shipping for order over $69.
- Order cut off time- 11:00 PM (GMT-08:00).

Customer Note:

To ensure that your package is properly delivered and that you receive your package within the time frames we advertise, please make sure that your address is correctly entered and includes all relevant and/or required information.

The use of correct abbreviations, street numbers, building or apartment numbers, and route information (if applicable) is critical for ensuring timely delivery.
We do not take responsibility for lost, misplaced, or incorrectly delivered shipments if the address information provided is incorrect or incorrectly entered at the time of purchase.