A spoonerism that gets funnier the later in the evening you read it.

About this design

MERRY DRUNK stacks in heavy red capitals across two lines, with I’M CHRISTMAS underneath in green at a smaller size. Nothing else — no illustration, no snowflakes, no border. The red-and-green pairing does all the seasonal work, and the plain black base keeps the two colours loud.

Who it’s for

Christmas parties, and the friend who will absolutely be quoting it back at you. The joke needs no setup, which is why it reads well in a crowded room.

Size chart:

Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem
Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

Size	Length	Chest
S	28in	18in
M	29in	20in
L	30in	22in
XL	31in	24in
2XL	32in	26in
3XL	33in	28in
4XL	34in	30in
5XL	35in	32in

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Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info

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Handling time: The majority of orders are processed & produced within 3 – 5 business days ( Monday to Friday). This includes designing, printing, packaging, quality control…
Transit time: (7 – 14) business days Monday to Friday.
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- Order cut off time- 11:00 PM (GMT-08:00).

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Handling time: The majority of orders are processed & produced within 5 – 10 business days ( Monday to Friday). This includes designing, printing, packaging, quality control…
Transit time: (15 – 20) business days Monday to Friday.* Rest of world Standard Shipping cost: $7.95 for order under $69 and Free Shipping for order over $69.
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