A warning, an explanation and a punchline, all handled by an ellipsis.

About this design

Three lines of heavy black type across a peach shirt, ending in three dots. No illustration, no bump arrow, no belly graphic of any kind — which is unusual for a maternity shirt and the reason this one gets worn. The joke depends entirely on the wearer’s silhouette completing it.

Who it’s for

Pregnancy announcements, and the second and third trimesters when subtlety has stopped being an option. It works in photographs because the shirt says nothing and the picture says everything.

Size chart:

Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem
Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

Size	Length	Chest
S	28in	18in
M	29in	20in
L	30in	22in
XL	31in	24in
2XL	32in	26in
3XL	33in	28in
4XL	34in	30in
5XL	35in	32in

Customer Note:

To ensure that your package is properly delivered and that you receive your package within the time frames we advertise, please make sure that your address is correctly entered and includes all relevant and/or required information.
The use of correct abbreviations, street numbers, building or apartment numbers, and route information (if applicable) is critical for ensuring timely delivery.
We do not take responsibility for lost, misplaced, or incorrectly delivered shipments if the address information provided is incorrect or incorrectly entered at the time of purchase.

Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info

1. In USA Only, we have 1 shipping opinions for our customers (The Standard Shipping):

Handling time: The majority of orders are processed & produced within 3 – 5 business days ( Monday to Friday). This includes designing, printing, packaging, quality control…
Transit time: (7 – 14) business days Monday to Friday.
- USA Standard Shipping cost: $4.95 for order under $69 and Free Shipping for order over $69.
- Order cut off time- 11:00 PM (GMT-08:00).

2. Rest of world. We have 1 shipping opinions for our customers: The Standard Shipping :

Handling time: The majority of orders are processed & produced within 5 – 10 business days ( Monday to Friday). This includes designing, printing, packaging, quality control…
Transit time: (15 – 20) business days Monday to Friday.* Rest of world Standard Shipping cost: $7.95 for order under $69 and Free Shipping for order over $69.
- Order cut off time- 11:00 PM (GMT-08:00).

Customer Note:

To ensure that your package is properly delivered and that you receive your package within the time frames we advertise, please make sure that your address is correctly entered and includes all relevant and/or required information.

The use of correct abbreviations, street numbers, building or apartment numbers, and route information (if applicable) is critical for ensuring timely delivery.
We do not take responsibility for lost, misplaced, or incorrectly delivered shipments if the address information provided is incorrect or incorrectly entered at the time of purchase.